VOL. I · NO. 119 · standardpoorly.comTHU · MAY 28 · 2026FORWARD HORIZON · 1 d / 1 wk / 1 mo / 3 mo
STANDARD Poorly
"All the correlations that are barely fit to print"
← back to front page·indicator report
PoorlychaosSP-2476

Days since last Grand Theft Auto release

Decay-model count since last GTA launch.

the verdict —
At the 252d horizon, this signal hits in the predicted direction 47% of fires. Mean SPY forward return when it lights: +1.97%. Status: OOS validated. n = 5928. Bearish on the underlying when fired.

Current state

Latest value · 2026-05-26
0.00
vs ~6 weeks ago
100%
vs 60 days ago
100%
vs 7 days ago
100%
last 90 observations · 2026-01-21 2026-05-26

The series — full history

Daily readings, every reading we have. Pick a window with the time-period buttons; flip to candles via the global toggle in the masthead (or press C). Toggle the SPY overlay to see how this series and the S&P 500 have moved together.

Days since last Grand Theft Auto release
2.00 -4,283 (-99.95%) over 1Y
Hover for date + value · Toggle SPY to compare relative move
4,8183,5672,3171,066-185.3Jun 25Sep 25Dec 25Mar 26May 26
2025-06-11 → 2026-05-28 · 252 bars

What it has historically predicted

Historically barely better than chance over the next year. We surface this for transparency, not because we'd trade on it.

50%
+0.01%
1 d
51%
+0.04%
1 wk
50%
+0.18%
1 mo
50%
+0.53%
3 mo
49%
+1.0%
6 mo
53%
+2.0%
1 yr

Beyond SPY — how this signal performs across markets

Same fire days, different forward returns. Each row asks: when this signal fires, what does that asset do? The big number is the average return; underneath is how often the asset moved the same direction as the signal (50% would be a coin flip).

target
1 d
1 wk
1 mo
3 mo
6 mo
1 yr
SPY
S&P 500 ETF
n=5,928
+0.01%
50% same direction
+0.04%
51% same direction
+0.18%
50% same direction
+0.53%
50% same direction
+1.0%
49% same direction
+2.0%
47% same direction
Gold
futures
n=5,911
-0.01%
50% same direction
-0.06%
49% same direction
-0.25%
48% same direction
-0.78%
46% same direction
-1.6%
44% same direction
-3.5%
37% same direction
Analyst · 6 moreWTI · BTC · Copper · DXY · MOVE · VNQ see the full 8-target matrix with bootstrap confidence intervals.Join waitlist →

Each fire in history — when the signal popped, what SPY did next

Each bar is one historical fire — the indicator's value moved 2.5+ standard deviations from its rolling 180 trading-day mean (~9 months), or for monotonic “days since” indicators, crossed an 80th/90th/95th/99th percentile. Bar height = SPY's forward return at the selected horizon, signed by signal direction. Green above zero means the market moved with the signal; red below zero means it moved against.

horizon:
0 fires · 0% positive · avg +0.00%
⚠ This indicator hasn't fired since 2018-04-11 (2969 calendar days ago). Currently quiet — chart shows historical fires only.
−5.0%−2.5%0%+2.5%+5.0%
Each bar = one fire day (|z|≥2.5 from 180-day rolling baseline). Bar height = SPY return over the the next year, signed by signal direction. Dashed line = average across fires.
shaded cell = each row's strongest horizon (green = bullish forward return, red = bearish)“same direction” means the asset moved the same way the signal moved — opposite of a coin flip.