VOL. I · NO. 119 · standardpoorly.comTHU · MAY 28 · 2026FORWARD HORIZON · 1 d / 1 wk / 1 mo / 3 mo
STANDARD Poorly
"All the correlations that are barely fit to print"
← back to front page·indicator report
Poorlylifestyle_searchSP-4651

Robinhood App Store rank (US, Free)

Apple's free top-charts RSS, JSONPath-extracted. After history is loaded, switch to `source: forward` with `fetcher: appstore_rank` and `app_id: 938003185` for daily updates.

the verdict —
Engine has no recorded fires for this indicator (no day where |z|≥2 against the rolling window). The series is too steady, the threshold is too high, or the data is too short to evaluate. Status: pending.
Family · App Store rank
All 93 members →
AcornsAcornsAfterpayAfterpayAmazonAmazonBerealBerealBetterhelpBetterhelpBumbleBumbleCALMCashappCashappCHIMECHIMECoinbaseCoinbaseCostarCostarCredit KarmaCredit KarmaDiscordDiscordDoordashDoordashDuolingoDuolingoEarninEarninEtradeEtradeFetch RewardsFetch RewardsFishbowlFishbowlGlassdoorGlassdoorHeadspaceHeadspaceHONEYHONEYIbottaIbottaIndeedIndeedInstagramInstagramKlarnaKlarnaLinkedinLinkedinMercariMercariMyfitnesspalMyfitnesspalRakutenRakutenRedditRedditRobinhoodRobinhoodRocket MoneyRocket MoneySHEINSHEINSnapchatSnapchatSpotifySpotifyStockxStockxStravaStravaStubhubStubhubTEMUTEMUTiktokTiktokTinderTinderTurbotaxTurbotaxVENMOVENMOWebullWebullWHOOPWHOOPYNABYNAB
What to watch when it fires
HOOD

Current state

Latest value
Binary calendar indicator — value is 1 on event days, 0 every other day. A time-series sparkline isn't meaningful here (it's mostly zeros). The hit-rate / magnitude stats below are computed against the event days themselves; see the COMING UP strip on the home page for upcoming instances.

What it has historically predicted

Historically barely better than chance over the next trading day. We surface this for transparency, not because we'd trade on it.

50%
1 d
50%
1 wk
50%
1 mo
50%
3 mo
50%
6 mo
50%
1 yr

Beyond SPY — how this signal performs across markets

Same fire days, different forward returns. Each row asks: when this signal fires, what does that asset do? The big number is the average return; underneath is how often the asset moved the same direction as the signal (50% would be a coin flip).

target
1 d
1 wk
1 mo
3 mo
6 mo
1 yr
SPY
S&P 500 ETF
n=0
50% same direction
50% same direction
50% same direction
50% same direction
50% same direction
50% same direction
shaded cell = each row's strongest horizon (green = bullish forward return, red = bearish)“same direction” means the asset moved the same way the signal moved — opposite of a coin flip.