The pitch line

Got a folklore correlation we should look at?

Many of our best signals — McRib, Mercury retrograde, presidential illness clusters — started as someone's offhand 'I bet this correlates with the market.' If you have one, drop it below. We read every submission. The good ones get the AutoResearch treatment.

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What makes a good submission

The best suggestions share three traits:

  • A specific, measurable thing. “Number of McRib reappearances” works. “General consumer sentiment” doesn't — we already have a dozen of those.
  • A plausible economic story. Why might this lead (or lag) the market? You don't have to be right — you just have to give us a theory we can test.
  • A public data source. If we can't get the data without breaking a paywall or scraping a site that hates scrapers, we can't build the indicator.

We'll reply to good suggestions within a week or so. We don't pay for tips, but if your idea becomes a published indicator we'll cite you (handle of your choice) on the indicator's detail page and in the next dispatch.

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The pitch

Lands in our hello@standardpoorly.com inbox. We read every submission; replies typically within a week. No spam, no list — just one human reading your idea.
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A few things we won't accept

  • Anything that requires hacking or scraping a site that explicitly forbids it. We respect robots.txt and ToS.
  • Insider information. If your “data source” is your friend at a public company, that's material non-public info — not an indicator.
  • Crypto pump-and-dumps dressed up as “a new sentiment signal.” We won't help.
  • Shorteners or sketchy domains. Paste the full URL so we can see exactly where the data lives.